I stumbled across the title of the first Tucker Max book when I was going through my android book app looking for free books. No, his wasn’t listed as free but the title “I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell” did get my attention. I decided to check it out from the city library cuz lets face it, I’m not made of money and I’m not gonna buy a book I may not like. Anyways I laughed so hard I cried through almost the entire book. I read parts of it to my husband who laughed his ass off. And I shared it with a friend that isn’t an avid reader like I am. She couldn’t put it down and usually reading makes her tired.
I checked out the second book “Asshole Finish First” before I had turned the first one back in. I laugh/cried my way through that book too. Tucker Max is hilarious. Let me rephrase Tucker Max is FUCKING HILARIOUS and his friends are extremely entertaining too. My husband and I now use a saying that came out of the first book “tone the dog” we use it as often as possible because it is FUNNY! If you don’t know what “tone the dog” means…go get the first book, you won’t regret it, I promise. And if you do regret it, then I’m sorry you don’t have a sense of humor that allows you to laugh at the moronic adventures of others.
Tucker Max roams the country sleeping with the damaged female population. I say that because really, who else would open themselves up to being an unflattering story in some random guys blog/book. Seriously, Tucker even acknowledges that the girls have issues. I believe he says “daddy issues” among others. I have issues, I’m not going to lie, I’ve been through some shit but I still wouldn’t open myself up, literally and figurativly, to the likes of Tucker Max.
I would love to go on a rant about how he uses, degrades and generally is horrible to women but I can’t. The majority and I mean like 99+% of these women knew what they were getting themselves into. Most of them sought him out for the sole purpose of sleeping with him. Some actually asked for demeaning things to happen. Like the girl that asked him to piss on her…she ASKED him to. You know, I don’t usually judge, I figure that whatever makes someone happy they should do, as long as it doesn’t hurt anyone else. But really, getting peed on is not on any list I have. Maybe on the no fucking way list.
He is who he is and he makes no excuses or apologies for it so I can’t fault him. But I can read his stories and have some laughs. So, if you want something to read and have a good sense of humor…check out Tucker Max. (there’s a third book on the way)
